Saturday, April 10, 2004

Marketing for Elisha

I hope that Elisha Cuthbert (star of "The Girl Next Door" and "24") gets to be really famous. Once she becomes a household name, maybe people will quit mispronouncing mine.

It's not Culbert, Culthbert, Culthberth, Cutberth, Cuthberth, Culbreth, Kubert, Q*bert, or any other number of butcherings I've heard over the years.

It's very simple. Eight letters, two syllables. And it's already spelled phonetically — ie. it is pronounced exactly as it is written. Cuth-bert. There. See? I knew you could do it.

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