It's too hot in this t-shirt.
It's too cold without a blanket.
My pillow is flat.
Misty is poking me with her elbows.
She's breathing right into my face.
The dog won't quit licking herself.
The baby monitor is turned up too loud.
This Alavert doesn't work worth a damn.
All of the above and none of the above. I've only managed to sleep for three hours, and something is driving me crazy. I just can't seem to pinpoint whatever it is.