This is an actual phone conversation from this morning between my wife and me...
Me: al.com, this is Matt.
Misty: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: Putting together our new City Scene section for The News.
Misty: Did you know that there's a bird called the great tit?
Me: Yes. There's also one called the tiny titmouse.
Misty: Think about it if you had some as pets, you could tell people, "I've got great tits."
Me: I've got to go.
Misty: No, wait! Wait!