So last night Misty and I were watching TV, and there's an ad on for some SUV or truck or something. The truck mistakenly drives into the arena of a monster truck rally, and the monster truck that is in the process of trashing all the other vehicles is somehow destroyed when it faces off against the advertised truck.
Misty turns to me and asks, "Have you ever been to one of those things?"
Me: "What? A monster truck rally?"
Me: "No... Why? Have you?"
Misty: "I've been to two or three."
OK, now if Misty had admited to having been dragged to a monster truck rally once, or if she'd gone once out of a perverted curiosity, I'd think nothing of it. But she said she'd been two or three times!
She insists she's not a fan, but I know what we're doing next Valentine's Day.