Bloody Tuesday

I love Rolling Stone's review of "The Passion of the Christ" (which comes out on DVD tomorrow).

Since Jesus wasn't a fan of smug church shit (Matthew 6: 5-6, bitch), he would have left the theater to sneak into Soul Plane like the rest of us. Repent, Mel!

I had to look up the Matthew 6: 5-6 passage (I haven't exactly read the Bible), but I think it applies to this pompous little prick, too.