I just came back from the men's restroom where some fool tried to talk to me at the urinal. Most men understand this rule and adhere to it, but apparently there are some who need it clarified: Do not speak to anyone in the men's restroom! Save your witless banter for outside. This rule holds especially true if either person is standing at the urinals or in a stall. If you must break the rule, at least have the decency to wait until both of you are at the sink.